Free Lyrics 2026

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel


[silverware clicking]
M1: "can you pass the beats please?"
F1: "here you go"
M1: "thanks"
Brad: "hey mom, guess what? i got invited to a party tonight! and i'm gonna go if that's ok with you."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Brad: "why not mom?"
F1: "yeah, why mom? he should go."
Brad: "it's gonna be fun. i'll get to meet new people..."
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
Brad: "oh mom..."
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
F1: "don't wory brad."


F2: "hey mom, i saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but i was nervous to buy it. what do you think?
Mom: "nooo!!"
F2: "really? i really like it..."
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
F2: "oh mom, who is?"
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
F2: "mom, you're so paranoid."
Mom: "nooo!!"

M3: "hey mom, i gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs."
Mom: "nooo!!"
M3: "yeah, i have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "do you think you could drop me off there?..."
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "how am i gonna get there?"
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "i'll walk i guess."
Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "please?"
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "come on, mom."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Brad: "i'll get it for you cindy."
Cindy: "thanks brad."
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
Cindy: "thanks for the tip, ma."
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

Brad: "hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Brad: "why are we eating inside? it's a beautiful night. we need to get out more."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "mother, brad is right."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "we should go out, it'll be fun."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "come on, let's go, i could go for some maple walnut."
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."
Mom: "nooo!!"
Cindy: "you wanna come dave?"
Mom: "nooo!!"
Dave: "no, i'll hang out with mom."
M1: "you sure?"
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "yeah, go without me."
M3: "all right, see you guys later."
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can i go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?"
Mom: "nooo!!"
Dave: "please?"
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "mom, you're over reacting!"
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "why are you so overprotective!?"
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "mom! i'm going to the ice cream place! you're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!"
[bangs on the table, gets up]
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[screen door closes]
Mom: "they're all gonna laugh at him!"