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Eminem ~ My Dad's Gone Crazy
| [Intro:] [Tuning Tv] [Eminem Snortin Crack] [Tv Presenter:] Hello boys and girls Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do [Door opens] who's your daddy? [Hailie:] Daddy, what're you doing? Beat starts [Eminem:] Haha [Eminem & Hailie:] Ok then! everybody, listen up! [Eminem:] I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me? [Hailie:] Somebody, please help him! [giggle] i think my dad gone crazy! [Verse #1:] There's no mountain i can't climb There's no tower too high, No plane that i can't learn how to fly What do i gotta do to get through to you, destroy you There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to [Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound] Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph, Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off All this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off [Dr Dre:] Suck it marshall [Eminem:] Tell laura and her husband to back off Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off And launch one of these russians, and that's all [Hailie Makes Explosion Sound] Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off [Knocking] Haley, tell 'em baby [Haley:] My dad's lost it [Chorus:] [Eminem:] There's really nothin' else to say ha, i can't explain it [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Eminem:] A little help from hailie jade would, should tell them maybe [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Eminem:] Theres nothing you could do to save it, could ever change me [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Eminem:] There's noone on earth that can save me, not even halie [Hailie:] I think my dad gone crazy! [Verse 2:] It's like my mother always told me [Eminem I'mpersinates His Mom] Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you little motherfucker If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' Er.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks for second I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my ammo I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more? [Hailey:] Dad [Chorus] [Verse #3:] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme So what you're seeing is a genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek I'd gank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once And die and come back as vanilla ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung Like r kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronny's grave, Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade And nash briddy musta just stop it Parents are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter, heater's desk, and two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither [Chorus] [Outro:] [Eminem:] Crazy [Hailie:] [laughs] You're funny daddy! more free lyrics |